I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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