I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I love you. Go after that dick
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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