dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Everyone says I win the strip club
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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