i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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