What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?