So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I stole a fireplace last night.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible