In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.