I feel great
I just peed on a car
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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