nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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