Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My bed smells like the plague
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