We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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