my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
