we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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