There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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