We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
