She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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