I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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