This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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