stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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