Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He did a backflip because drugs
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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