Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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