Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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