i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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