I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Randomize
