a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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