you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
