Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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