he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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