Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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