I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
