I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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