ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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