Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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