My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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