Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My vagina just recognized that song.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
