At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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