what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
do nipples grow back?
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