where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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