Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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