ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Do vagina's smell?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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