Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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