So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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