I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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