shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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