I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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