Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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