The best revenge is premature balding
you win again, gameday.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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