I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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