just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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