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Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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