and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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