Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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