part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
